Sure, they've got the white man's history, but we have the history of the people that were here before the white man. (This is all the land of the Wenatchi people.)

Sure, they have culture, but we have mountains!

Sure, they have friends, but we have mountains!

Sure, they have jobs, but we have good wifi so you can work anywhere! And mountains!

Sure, they have that side of the family, but we have this side of the family. Did I mention mountains?

Once more: We have mountains. Just in case you forgot.

Needless to say, we win.