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Last updated: March 07, 2003 08:19:07


Can't it be time now?   (March 7, 2003)
Forget, for the moment, that Amy's a tad tired of the whole pregnancy thing. Heck, wouldn't you be? Only days away from our due date we've decided today would be the perfect day. Why? It's the perfect North Bend situation: power goes out and it starts to snow. We just need the elk herd to tromp through the yard and we'll have Amy induced.

In spite of all our wishing, though, it's still not time. Stay tuned. It's got to happen soon...


Toward the end, back to the beginning   (March 2, 2003)
Defying conventional wisdom that says no one involved in the birthing of babies should be anywhere inaccessible John headed off into the mountains with Dan on a late-season snowshoe adventure. The original destination was Source Lake, the headwaters of the South Fork, but upon arrival the two found cell reception and after confirming there were no signs of labor they headed up the hill to Snow Lake. The main trail was icy, but in the open there was an additional foot or so of fresh powder to make the shoeing good. Maybe this will be the last adventure for a while...

Dan, John, and the Mountain   (February 9, 2003)
Partially to justify purchases of snowshoes and partially to find some snow in this year of warm weather Dan and John headed south to Mt. Rainier for two consecutive weekends of snowshoeing. The fun started at Paradise with wind, snow, and "considerable" avalanche danger above 6,000 feet. Luckily, two turned tail in a whiteout, abandoning Panorama Point for Mazama Ridge.

With hopes of a better day of weather for John's last major outing before the Buglet's arrival the target was Mowich Lake on the northwest side of the mountain. Although the weather was great the snow was inferior to that at Paradise.

Can't have everything.


Another baby?   (February 1, 2003)
Last year it was weddings, this year it's kids. Thank goodness it's not the other way around, huh? Congrats to Michelle (former Times employee and contract-buddy with John) and George who can now call Beckett Paul theirs. He was born January 14th at 9.05 lbs, 22 inches. Here's hoping for smaller kids for the rest of us!

Welcome Alexander Jeffrey   (January 21, 2003)
No, not us, but our friends Susan and Jeff Switzer our now the proud parents of a five pound, 10 ounce baby boy. Alexander was delivered a tad early, but he and mother are doing well. Jeff's talking a lot about diapers so he might still be in shock. They were dead sure it was a girl... a sign of things to come? Congratulations.


Lichtenwhere?   (January 18, 2003)
Time for a baby shower? Nah, it'd be more fun to go snowshoeing. Dan, Nick, and John headed to Steven's Pass early Saturday morning to head back to Lake Valhalla, the last stop on their PCT hike. Although the snow in the lowlands was very poor it was pure powder once the trio got off the road and began climbing. After 1,000 feet they emerged over a ridge on the shore of beautiful Lake Valhalla.

Wait, no, it's not Valhalla. Although it looked very similar a few minutes studying maps and the GPS proved it was Lichtenwasser Lake about a mile east of Lake Valhalla. As beautiful as it was no one complained. Especially not after the joy of following the creek down the hill in undisturbed powder.


The 2002 Kiwi Holiday   (January 6, 2002)
Finished with the Euromoosefish epic? Itching for some new tales from beyond the border? The official site of our adventures in New Zealand is available now. Check it out at http://www.moosefish.com/kiwi/.

New Year's Eve (twice)   (January 2, 2003)
Hey, we're back. Stop sending mail to our yahoo address since we're not looking at that now that we're home sweet raining windy home. New Zealand was splendid, but after taking some 500 pictures it's going to take a little while to get them all put together. Never fear, it'll happen quicker than the European report. Happy New Year!

How many Starbucks are there in Auckland, NZ?   (December 16, 2002)
Questions like this just cannot go unanswered so John and Amy hopped a plane Saturday morning and next thing you know (as long as you didn't learn anything in the next 20 hours) it's 8am two days later and it's summer and everybody's talking all... different.

Welcome to New Zealand. Home of the Louis Vitton Cup (we didn't know what it was either), 19 Starbucks, and long lost friends Kitty and Paul. Although the Ellis crew doesn't return to Seattle until May (browndogdaily.com for details) John, Amy, and the bug will be back in time for New Year's Eve festivities, though they may not be awake for it.

Tomorrow it's north to the Bay of Islands for a week of sailing. Stay tuned for more. (We're only accepting mail at moosefish_remote@yahoo.com so don't bother sending to moosefish.com addresses.)


Happy Thanksgiving! (Where's my badge?)   (December 2, 2002)
Start the holiday weekend by sprinting onto Whidbey Island after work on Wednesday night. Hi, how are you, what? A ride-along with brother-in-law Ryan, protector of Langley? Sure! What a good thing I was there. We stopped seven deer hopped up on grass, six terrifying bunny rabbits intent on nibbling whatever they could get their hands on, and one black cat who was surely in the employ of Satan himself! We also nabbed an international fugitive, age 75, who was doing 42 in a 25. Will they never learn they can't trifle with the law?

A quick hike at Deception Pass, a tasty turkey courtesy of Mom, and head back to North Bend to prepare for work on Friday. After half a day of work head south to Portland to visit anyone and everyone on Amy's side of the family. Oh yeah, and go shooting with Uncle Alan, armorer to the stars. If ever we need firearms, I'm sure there's more than a few to spare.

So I figure after riding along with Ryan and shooting those dangerous paper targets with Alan I must be qualified to be a cop, right? Yee ha! Hang 'em high.


A marathon of hiking   (November 26, 2002)
26.5 miles of hiking in one story? Wow. It'd be really impressive if that was all in one day, but it was spread out over three so don't get too excited. It started with a quick rainy/snowy hike to Annette Lake with just Tokul and John. 7.5 miles up a wet valley across from Humpback Mountain to the lake.

The next weekend began with a planned two mile hike to the Denny Creek Slippery Slab with Amy's dad, Carl, but both he and Tokul were so eager to continue so up they went to Keekwala Falls. It's probably spelled wrong, but it was quite impressive. After that the trio continued up through Hemlock Pass (aptly named, I might add) to Melakwa Lake. Rack up another nine miles for this day.

John and Tokul were both a tad tired from the unexpected Melakwa hike, but onward to Sunday and a planned 10 mile hike with Dan and Juneau up to Mount Margaret, the Twin Lakes, and Lake Lillian. The day was spectacularly clear and cold providing great views of everything, especially old Rainier.

Time for more Vitamin I, then perhaps back out on the trail.


Oh yeah, did we mention we're having a baby?   (October 25, 2002)
Surprised? Amy insisted we keep it top-secret (or nearly so) until her parent-teacher conferences were over. She wanted to make sure her students were the focus. Now, though, it's time to think about the wee little one. You can keep track of what's up on the project buglet page which will have all the latest sounds, pictures, and, help us all, movies.

Amy's goal is to make it through all this without letting me drive her crazy. Good luck.


Spreading like the plague: Halloweentown 2002   (October 25, 2002)
Since 1999 Engineering has gone to extremes to entertain the little kids from the daycare across the street on their annual Halloween parade through the office. This year was a reprise of 2001's Halloweentown, but with the addition of the rest of the office. Virtually every group in the New Media building participated building castles (in engineering and design), a farm, a backwoods cabin, a trailer park, a high-rise, a Chinese restaurant, and an island paradise. Time to start planning for next year.

Trekking through the mountains of North Bend   (October 19, 2002)
Dan, John, Juneau and Tokul bested Mt. Si and Mt. Tenerife in spite of a clinging mist, two peaks over 4,000 feet, and 19 miles round trip. The hike began at the Little Si trailhead, diverged up the Old Big Si trail, joined the main Mt. Si trail, headed north from the Haystack, joined the Mt. Tenerife trail to the summit, then down to the trailhead. Although the clouds obscurred any views of the Snoqualmie Valley the leaves were turning all over the mountain.

We won't even discuss who forgot their keys in the wrong car adding three miles to the trip nor who can't walk ever again.


The Mighty Mo   (October 14, 2002)
Before we delve into the details keep this in mind. "Indian Summer" might mean 60F days with chilly nights to you, but to a Montana fishing guide it might mean something completely different. That being said, we had a great time on the Missouri.

John and his father spent two days in Helena, Montana, fishing the Missouri River way up high before it becomes a slow-moving, silted, mess of a river. They had a guide named Tim who guided (what else would a "guide" do?) them down miles of otherwise inaccessible water to only the best spots to catch rainbow and brown trout. Many were caught in spite of amazingly cold temperatures the first day and high winds (30 mph) the second day.

Of course, in the end, it was as much about reliving the summers of John's youth on the rivers of Montana as it was fishing so there was much waxing poetic in the four days the two were together. Unfortunately, all the rest of the fishing season will have to be spent on the lakes and streams around North Bend. It's just too damn cold to go back to Montana until the Spring.


The end of the wedding season   (September 27, 2002)
Like the end of a marathon, our last wedding was a quick sprint to the finish line, or in this case, the border. The friends we met in Italy finally decided to tie the knot in their hometown of Vancouver, B.C., so we drove like mad to make it to the border on schedule only to get stuck in Vancouver's rush hour and miss the ceremony. Damn. At least we did get to have brunch with Dan and Serina the next morning before sprinting back home. Congrats, next time you get to come down and don't forget your passports.

Garfield Lakes, take two   (September 22, 2002)
Several months ago Dan and John tried to climb Garfield Mountain (in the Middle Fork valley) to find the two lakes that sit in the bowl. They failed due to (a) faulty GPS interpretation (John didn't trust it) and (b) no trail. With coordinates from Dan's neighbor and a supposed trail right to the lakes the two, plus Tokul, tried again.

The route took them up the back of Garfield Mountain and into the bowl from the high side. The first stop was Green Ridge Lake where Tokul went fishing, though she didn't catch anything. After a rest they scaled a hairy slope (800 feet in a quarter mile) to get to the top of the ridge at 4600 feet before realizing they had no idea where the trail was. Before they gave up, they did get to see Caroline Lake, but with their energy fading and time running short they called off the search for the Garfield Lakes and returned to civilization.

Will there be another attempt? Hell no, they say, but yeah, probably, after they've forgotten about this time.


Seven down, one to go   (September 22, 2002)
As the "Summer of Love" winds down we've made it through seven of the eight weddings we're attending. The most recent two were Nick and Carrie (Nick and John went to high school together and shared a dorm room in college) and Adam and Whitney (Adam and John went to junior high and high school together). Nick and Carrie were kind enough to hold their wedding in Carnation which wins them the award for closest-to-the-moosefish award while Adam and Whitney held their ceremony on Bainbridge Island which means they got the longest-ferry-ride award. Congratulations all.

How I learned to look past the pain and enjoy the view   (August 26, 2002)
With my many wounds finally healed and only a slight limp remaining it's time to unveil the 2002 Pacific Crest Trek site complete with another twenty pages of text (no, actually it's much shorter than Europe) and bundles of pictures. Make sure you check out the elevation chart at the end.

http://www.moosefish.com/outdoors/pct2002/


Up, up, and away   (August 3, 2002)
Only a week and a half of training left found John and Dan clinging to the side of McClellan Butte's summit trying not to look down. In spite of the warnings of guide books and other hikers picnicing at the 5,000 foot level the two braved the near-vertical face to cross off another of the Cascade peaks from their punch list. In reality, the climb up wasn't bad, but coming down was a tad more spine-tingling. Do people really do this for fun?

The Summer of Love rolls along   (August 2, 2002)
On a warm summer evening in a field outside Snohomish Rob and Beth tied the knot to the delight of all assembled. The wedding party was a virtual high school reunion for John who got the chance to spend time with Adam, Gregg, and Peter, all members of the Little Boys Club now grown up and (semi-) respectable. Who'd ever have thunk it? Congratulations to the couple for finding love and throwing a splendid party.

Kitty and Paul, sitting in a tree   (July 16, 2002)
Katherine and Paul tied the knot July 13 (lucky? unlucky?) at the super-swanky Seattle Tennis Club. Amazingly, they let several hicks from North Bend and Snoqualmie attend in spite of the flannel and pig-tails. In addition to all the usual activities one might expect at a wedding (dancing, drinking, drinking, drinking, falling down, etc.) Paul entertained the crowd by signing to his new bride. Awww... They leave for the 13-month (yeah, 13 MONTHS) honeymoon around the world July 22 after renting or selling just about everything they own. Follow them around at browndogdaily.com.

Wyoming Ho!   (July 10, 2002)
When John's cousin Sean announced he was getting married we were, of course, thrilled. When we discovered the wedding would be in Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming we were ecstatic. Although only a week after returning from Nicole's reception in Kentucky, we packed up and drove from North Bend to Idaho Falls July 3, about 900 miles.

Early the next morning we rose at 4:30am to get to Moose, Wyoming, by 7:30 for a rafting trip down the Snake river. We were reunited with virtually the entire Kowal side of the family (John's mom's side). Everyone piled into boats to gawk at the mountains and wildlife while making faces for the camera. Although we saw a moose hidden in the brush it wasn't until later in the day when we saw a younger moosewhile hiking from Bradley Lake to Taggart Lake.

The next day we trammed to the top of Rendezvous Mountain (10,000 feet) with John's sister Amy and her husband Ryan only to find the trail the two macho guys wanted to hike was closed due to snow. It turned out that although it was 15 miles and 4,000 feet of elevation loss the snow wasn't much of a problem, though blisters were rather annoying.

July 6 was the reason we were there and we witnessed a lovely wedding under the watchful gaze of the Teton mountains. Sean and Karen turned in a circle throughout their ceremony and they made eye contact with everyone there so we all felt like we were a part of the ceremony.

The next morning was another early killer. We drove north through Grand Teton into Yellowstone all the way to Norris. We did a few of the normal sights before collapsing. The next day we were rejuvinated and hiked in to see Fairy Falls much to Amy's relief.

Like our 900 mile drive into Idaho a week earlier, we drove almost as far to get home in one day. In all, we drove over 2,100 miles, almost all of it in the first and last day. Fun, huh?


Nicole and Martin married at last   (July 1, 2002)
Nicole (Amy's sister) and Martin were married June 8 in Issaquah amid legions of friends and hundreds of genuine Northwest slugs along the walkways. The party lasted long into the night and continued the next day back at the Boruck home. Of course, if that's all there was that'd be boring, so after a two week break everybody packed up and headed for Louisville (pronounced "lew-a-vulle"), Kentucky, for the second reception. Although the weather was horrifically hot the people were great and there were, sadly, no banjos.

We took this opportunity to go hunting for Amish people just north of the border in Ohio. We navigated a plethora of highways and byways and even a couple of dirt roads to find traditional Amish farms, souvenirs, quilts, and even saw a couple of buggies rumbling down the road. Oodles of fun.


Back in the Saddle again   (June 2, 2002)
On each of the last five hikes something has prevented Dan and John from reaching their destination. Deep snow, locational confusion (getting lost), and just lack of time have all conspired to keep the two from completing. The streak stops at five, though, now that they, with Juneau and Tokul helping, made it to the 4,150 foot Pratt Saddle between Ollalie and Pratt Lakes in the Alpine Lakes Wilderness. It was eight miles round trip, but with the help of the GPS they broke their own trail through the snow and defeated treacherous boulder fields and 45-degree slopes.

Unfortunately, though, this hike marks the last until the end of June thanks to a plethora of familial obligations and professional commitments. Oh well.


Hey slackers! What's up?   (May 28, 2002)
Yeah, so it's been a while since there's been a post. Here's the scoop.

The fence: With the extraordinary help of friends and family all the posts are set and some panels have even been put up. Can it be that some day there will really be a place for Tokul to run around without fear of an unscheduled exploration? Of course, the irony of the situation is that Tokul's been perfectly willing to hang around the Moosefish estate during construction. Why is this being built again?

Work: Amy's almost done with another school year and looking forward to a summer of yard work, studying, and perhaps, just perhaps a spot of employment. John's been spending nights at the Times for infrastructure testing and working on a contract job on the side. Who needs sleep?

Entertainment: John and Amy tripped up to Vancouver, B.C., to visit Dan and Serina who they met in Sienna, Italy. As in Sienna, Dan and Serina helped the moosefish couple find the best restaurants and generally enjoy the simpler things in life.

Training: John finally committed to a five-day hike in August with Dan and Nick. Of course this means it's time to start training now. That means 50 pounds of water and weights in the backpack and up all the hills he can find. Tokul accompanied him up Little Si (where they also embarked on a new sport called "geocaching") and Dan foolishly followed him on a failed attempt to find the two Garfield Mountain lakes. Only a couple thousand feet of elevation gain, but with no trail it was brutal.

So is that enough? Happy now?


Where are my frickin' snowshoes?   (April 28, 2002)
You'd think that after dying to get snowshoes and celebrating their arrival I'd be eager to carry them anywhere there was a slight possibility of snow. HA! Dan, Juneau, Tokul, and I headed up South Bessemer Mountain (5,028 feet at the summit), but without our snowshoes we got bogged down around 4,500 feet and couldn't push through the next mile. Argh.

On the upside, before the snow started we discovered a thirty foot waterfall hidden off the side of the trail. It only took 15 minutes to scramble down hills and around the river to get a picture of it. Aren't you lucky you didn't have to do that?


Kitty and Paul to wed   (April 9, 2002)
John's groomsmaid and former prom date, Katherine (aka "Kitty Kitty Moo Moo" aka "Center of the Universe") will marry Paul (aka "I'm sad because I don't have a stupid nickname") in July in a super-swanky tennis club wedding. We've been told that as long as we legally change our names to "Biff" or "Tad" or even "Buffy" we'll be able to attend. Hurray! (Seriously, though, congratulations.)

Five months, 26 days, 10 hours, 24 seconds : euromoosefish at last   (April 8, 2002)
Two weeks after returning from Europe last summer our pictures sat on the kitchen table. Then they moved to a shelf. Then to a drawer. All the while we had grand intentions of sharing our experience with the world, but hey, our wedding pictures still aren't online. How long does it really take?

Now you know. Check out the whole site, but be prepared to work for it. Six weeks is a long time and with one exception something interesting happened every day. The pictures are big and popup in a new window so you've got to hunt for them in the text, but there they are. Enjoy.


Thar be snow in them thar hills   (March 24, 2002)
Dan, Bob, and John took advantage of recent snow in the mountains and an almost below-freezing temperature to snowshoe up the Lower Gold Creek Basin just east of Snoqualmie Pass. With no clearly defined (realistic) goal the three hiked up the stream between Rampart Ridge and Kendall Peak about four miles before turning around. The snow was quite wet, but certainly passable if a little unstable. They saw the debris from avalanches, heard a couple of others, and saw one small avalanche high up on Rampart Ridge. (Yes, they separated when crossing chutes to avoid the risk the three would all be buried, but no amount of safety would stop them from crossing a roaring river on a log with 10 feet of snow on top. Oh well, nobody's perfect.)

Welcome to Spring   (March 20, 2002)
Yeah, so it's supposed to be the first day of spring, but Snoqualmie Pass is closed because of extreme avalance danger, we got an inch and half of snow at our house last night, and downtown Seattle is almost in white-out conditions. I know we were expecting a hard winter, but come on!

On an mostly unrelated topic, Dan and John (and the dogs, of course) hiked Wallace Falls State Park on Sunday. It's supposed to be a snow-free trail according to a new book John received as a gift (thanks guys), but with snow falling at sea level it might be a bit much to ask for no snow in the mountains. The falls were spectacular, though, so well worth it.


Moosefish Pacific Adventure site unveiled   (March 6, 2002)
No news is good news, right? Damn right. Actually, there's been plenty of news-worthy stuff, but we were out of town for two weeks (well, John was, Amy was gone for only a week) so not much got posted. Where were we? John was on Kiritimati Island and then Amy joined him on Maui. Where? Oh, just go check out the special site that contains all the dirt and a bundle of picts.

(Yeah, I know, how strange that these photos from a February trip are online only two weeks after you get home, but the pictures from your July and August (European) trip haven't seen the light of day. A lot more happened in Europe than the Pacific. Lay off. I'm working on it.)


Let it snow la la la la   (January 31, 2002)
It started with a dusting one morning and then the weather forecasters said it wouldn't get any worse. Then it was an inch. Then it would just be cold. In the end we had almost a foot of accumulated snowfall at the homestead. Woo hoo! Amy had one day of school canceled and one day two hours late. John spent most of his time outside throwing snowballs for/at Tokul and hiking the nearby Twin Falls trail. It doesn't get much better than this.

Catchup time   (January 13, 2002)
Long time, no post. What's been happening?

First came Christmas on December 15. Yeah, I know, but John's sister Amy and her husband Ryan were leaving for their honeymoon so the four and John's mom had an early Christmas. Of course, the traditional Christmas came ten days later at the new Moosefish estate with John's mother and Amy's parents.

On the 28th John and Amy headed south to Sun River for New Years with the Irvines and Grays keeping them company. Dan snowshoed with John one day and those two were joined by Jenn and Amy the next on cross-country skis. Both outings wound up stopping at Todd Lake which had a spectacular view of Mt. Bachelor.

The 13th found Dan and John (with Juneau and Tokul in tow (or towing to be more accurate)) climbing Mt. Teneriffe. Named after one of the Canary Islands, Teneriffe nonetheless was covered in snow, sheathed in clouds, and 4800 feet and 14 miles round trip. Ouch. To add insult to injury, time was short when the part reached the saddle at 4200 feet so they had little time to search for the summit trail buried under feet and feet of snow.

So there you go. Now you know it all.


I will NEVER rent snowshoes again   (December 9, 2001)
How bad was my experience? It was great. So why won't I be renting again? Because next time I snowshoe I'll have my own. That good, huh? Yep.

Nick and Dan and I 'shoed about seven miles along the PCT/Commonwealth Basin trail from Snoqualmie Pass north. The trail climbs 2300 feet to Red Mountain, but the going was slow (about one to two miles per hour instead of our usual three to four when hiking) and after the people ahead of us stopped for lunch we were breaking our own trail which was HARD. Anyway, snowshoeing seems to be our new winter sport of choice. The only downside is the dogs probably wouldn't have been too thrilled about five feet of snow. I wonder if they make snowshoes for labs...


I say, we will have no more marriages   (December 7, 2001)
After all, who's left that's not married or engaged? John's high-school friends Rob and Adam have both announced engagements with the purpose of marriage in the summer of 2002. Can it be nearly all the LBC has been or is on the way to the altar? Yowza. Congratulations.

Home Sweet Home   (November 26, 2001)
Never mind the pigs and turkeys or the half mile dirt road, we've moved up in the world. We're in our new home just east of North Bend at the foot of Mt. Washington. Special thanks to all who helped us move. We have some pictures and such up here.

New York Soltys ok   (November 12, 2001)
Word has come through the Soltys family news service that although Grandma Soltys and Aunt Roni live in Queens they were not near the airplane crash this morning.

South Fork: A sneak peek at the inside   (November 3, 2001)
It looks like the original home of Moosefish is all but sold so it's time to start thinking about the second version of our home. Since this was a spur-of-the-moment type of outing we had to break in to our own house through the living room window. We found that the house is all but done. The kitchen cabinets were in and the laminate and the linoleum is in. They need to get the carpet down and appliances in, but otherwise it's moving time.

With the rain of the last week the small creek that flows between our house and the South Fork was full of water. It breaks off the main river about 50 yards upstream and rejoins the river about 20 yards downstream.


Halloweentown 2001: Crying reduced 95%   (October 26, 2001)
Each year the littlest kids from the preschool across the street make the arduous journey to New Media. Our first endeavor ("the haunted tunnel of doom") was so scary only two of the 15 would enter. Last year ("the haunted corridor of doom") was better, but still generated a few tears. This year the engineers went to a happier place called "Halloweentown."

The town was complete with a bakery, residential district, and the mandatory crazy rich person's castle. Why, there were even a collection of jack-o-lanterns to light the way for the little ones.

Thankfully, there were no tears from the ladybugs and cowboys this year. Our non-edible treats like crayons, bugs, and balloons went over well, and it appears we are raising the bar for Halloween decorations company-wide. Spooky, huh?


It's raining trees   (October 23, 2001)
"A winter storm warning is in effect" says the radio as you near North Bend so we were all hyped up for some good wind and rain. About midnight there's a loud crack, then the sound of branches being sheared off trees still standing, followed by a tremendous thud. From the sky above came about half a 24-inch diameter tree thrown down by the wind landing a mere three feet from our bedroom. Thanks to Butters, the little cedar tree just off the corner of our house we were spared a rude awakening. Sadly, Butters is no longer with us, but is entombed below the wreckage of the hemlock that came down. There doesn't appear to be any damage to us or the house, but of course we haven't taken it away yet nor have I started up the chainsaw...

Go ahead... make my day   (October 21, 2001)
Two peaks to the east of Mailbox Peak along Defiance Ridge is Dirty Harry's Peak unofficially named for the logger that decimated most of the Central Cascades. The trail up ran along a dry creekbed which is fine when it's not pouring raing, but of course it was, so Dan, Juneau, Tokul, and John trudged five and a half miles straight up the hill to see the spectacular views totally obscured by clouds. When visibility is more than 50 feet supposedly you can see the Granite Lakes, Mt. Washington, Mailbox Peak, North Bend, Seattle, Mt. Rainier... All we saw was a little bit of snow and a desire to get off the mountain as quickly as possible. Still, it was more fun than craft day with the girls.

Want to buy the Moosefish home?   (October 15, 2001)
Pack up the computers and fabric, we're moving east! After two short years in our cute little A-frame on the South Fork we've decided to move four miles upstream to a somewhat more-traditional, family-friendly house being built on the... South Fork. (You didn't think we'd leave the river, did you?)

Of course, the big trick is that we have to sell the current house before we can move into the new one. We've scrubbed, polished, painted, and built all new decks so if you've ever wanted to live in North Bend (or know someone who does) let us know and we'll hook you up. Keep your fingers crossed and hope for the best.


Committed at last   (October 6, 2001)
Amy's cousin Shannon and her long-time uncommitted boyfriend tied the knot Saturday, October 6 in Bandon-by-the-Sea. The drive from North Bend to Bandon, on the southern Oregon coast, was horrendous, but well worth it to see Chris and Shannon finally committed. (Haha, inside joke. Never mind.)

Congratulations.


What does North Bend sound like?   (October 1, 2001)
Ever wonder what North Bend sounds like? Sure, there's a bit of freeway noise, the rush of the rivers, but in between there's a cultural sound otherwise found only in the south. Take a listen to what the country sounds like to New Media's city-dwelling engineers. (It's a 2mb file so be prepared.)

Tokul and John go postal   (September 29, 2001)
Mailbox Peak stands on the corner where the South Fork and Middle Fork valleys come together, right across the South Fork from Mt. Washington. The book says it's a short six mile round-trip hike. Unfortunately, all 4,000 feet of elevation gain come in two miles making the uphill climb very difficult.

Even with such daunting numbers Tokul and John headed out early Saturday morning only to get lost once again. Perhaps "lost" is the wrong word since we had a pretty good idea where we were, but we couldn't find the trail. So tack on another two miles of aimless wandering before we even started the real meat of the hike.

The trail has a few switchbacks down low, but pretty quickly becomes a stairclimb through the forest, around rockslides, and finally out onto the exposed south slope. The reward is an actual mailbox (approved by the Postmaster General) stuffed full with bits and bobs left by previous climbers and spectacular views all around.


The Beerbaby has arrived   (September 27, 2001)
Congratulations to our friends Jill and Nick who have a new son, Jack Beck as for 10:10pm, September 27. He's a whopping 8lbs 10oz with a head full of hair and a powerful set of lungs. Jack evens the dog to baby ratio which now stands at four and four. Hopefully nobody else will get a dog or we'll need another baby. Hurray.

Dan, Tokul, Juneau, John summit Mt. Washington   (September 16, 2001)
As you drive east on I-90 you see Mt. Si to the North and directly east you see Mt. Washington. How could a mountain like that go unclimbed? The morning air was thick with mist, but amazingly the fog was topped out around 1,000 feet so once we were above that we could see all around as the temperature neared 75F.

The hike was promised to be about 12 miles, but Dan entrusted the map and directions to me which soon led us to the north face of the mountain which was, essentially, unclimbable. We retreated to the base and began working around an unnamed peak to the back side of Mt. Washington.

Eventually we reached the summit at about 4,400 feet. The dogs were bushed and immediately crashed. I took a million pictures of the mountains and Tokul before realizing that if I looked south I'd see Mt. Rainier looming over the Cascades.

The moral? Rule 14g: Never, ever, ever let John be navigator. If he won't give up the map, make sure he has a GPS and ton of maps. As a result of my detour we wound up trekking about 15 miles and went half way up and back down the mountain before we found the right trail. At least it was sunny.


Moosefish relatives and friends OK   (September 15, 2001)
We're thankful to say that all our family and friends living and visiting the New York and Washington, D.C., areas are ok following yesterday's terrorist attacks. Nicole, Amy's sister, has also checked in from deep within Africa where she was visiting friends in the Peace Corps. Special thanks to those who took the time to contact us in these trying times and we hope things get better from here on out.

They've got their mojo working (and I thought you'd like to know)   (September 4, 2001)
In a former life when I was hip to all the local bands my two favorites were the Posies and the Young Fresh Fellows. The latter had a song called "I Got My Mojo Working (And I Thought You'd Like to Know)" which I forwarded last year to my good friend Gregg who works for the Mariners.

The Mariners liked the song, rewrote it, and conned the fellows from the Fellows to re-record it for the playoffs. Happily, I got the chance to meet the band and hang out in the studio for a while seeing how a song is made. Hee hee. Next year's slogan: Taco Wagon!


Tokul and John find Herpicide Spire   (September 3, 2001)
Yes, it's really "Herpicide" Spire though it also goes by the name Cedar Butte. At only 1,800 feet it's a relative lightweight among the 5,000 foot mountains of the Cascades, but with a 20% grade leading to the summit it's quite a workout. Tokul was none the worse for wear after three months off the trails, but wandering around Europe wasn't the same as tromping up and down trails. In other words, John's realized he's way out of shape again. Good luck finding your own way there, though. John added two miles to the hike before letting Tokul lead him to the summit.

To have and to hold   (September 2, 2001)
Amy Soltys married Ryan Raulerson Saturday in a short ceremony in Freeland, Washington, on Whidbey Island. (That's John's sister Amy, not his wife, Amy. Polygamy is frowned upon even in the wild wild west.) Following the ceremony the party began on the shores of Holmes Harbor complete with fire engines, climbing harnesses, and so many cops no one even thought of being bad. Special kudos go to the bride's party who kept the party going late into the evening even after all the old folks had gone home for the night.

Thankfully, both the fathers of the bride and groom applied the baby pressure to the new couple so it seems John and Amy are officially off the hook for the time being.

Congratulations and thanks!


Now I know why baseball players are always scratching   (August 27, 2001)
Take 17 Seattle Times employees, dress them in fatigues, give them paintball guns and what results? Pain. Lots and lots of pain. Not so much from the welts raised by paintballs as much as the act of running around the woods instead of sitting behind a computer. Needless to say it was a load of fun. For six hours we pretended we were in a war, though one in which people didn't die. What does that say about us? Beats me. Check out a picture of us before we started while you ponder it.

"My whole life is a lie"   (August 19, 2001)
James, our favorite former Englishman, remained in a state of shock throughout his 30th birthday weekend in Yachats, Oregon. It turns out his wife had successfully planned a surprise weekend celebration that included a workplace kidnapping, house rental, and even James' own parents. James didn't know his destination until the caravan of cars pulled into Yachats on the coast seven hours after leaving his office in downtown Seattle.

While James remained astounded at the duplicity of his loving wife the rest of us explored the beaches. Half a block from our house we found a series of rocks on which the incoming tide crashed non-stop. Although Amy had plenty of opportunities to safely witness this phenomenon she nonetheless stood at the edge of the ocean with Jenn and Tokul and wound up experiencing mother nature's odd sense of humor. The three girls took it all in stride, however, and great fun was had by all.


Where's my pitchfork?   (August 13, 2001)
They say the amount of trouble your colleagues go through is directly proportional to the amount of appreciation they have for your work. If that's really the case, they must really like what I do because they spent two days turning my cube into a barnyard scene complete with a foot of hay on the floor, sheep, pigs, chicken, a scarecrow, and an outhouse. Throw in some semi-authentic farm noises and dueling banjos and it felt just like North Bend... sort of. It only took me most of the day to get it all cleaned up though it still smells an awful lot like a barn.

Another teacher in the family   (August 13, 2001)
Amy-the-sister (sometimes I regret having a wife and sister both named Amy) has been hired on at the Ebey Academy as the Lead Preschool Teacher, a year-round, full-time position. Ebey Academy is located in Coupeville on Whideby Island, about half an hour north of Langley and is the same place Amy did her student teaching and fulfilled her volunteer requirements. If we can get someone else to teach middle school and one for high school we can open a family education center!

There's no place like home   (August 12, 2001)
How people can stand to travel all the time for business is completely beyond us. We left Rome at 7pm, Saturday (local time) and got to glorious SeaTac at 2pm, Sunday. Ouch. On the upside, English is the language of choice and Starbucks are plenty. After a few moments of uncertainty, Tokul has remembered us and is up to her old tricks. It'll be a miracle if we can stay awake beyond the third inning of tonight's Mariners game, but we're trying to sync our body clocks with the Pacific timezone. Stay tuned for a more coherent trip wrap up and pictures galore in the days to come. Au revoir, adios, ciao, later.

Wondering where all the other Europe info is? It's been moved into the archives to make way for new stories. You can read it there or just check back in a while too see the eagerly anticipated EuroMoosefish site debuting... sometime in the future.


When in Rome...   (August 10, 2001)
From the sun drenched Italian Riviera to the hilly hill towns of Tuscany and all with the pleasant company of our northern neighbors Dan and Serina from Vancouver. Who says only freaks use laundromats? Hm, maybe it is true, but at least these two know how to have a good time and allowed us to tag along. We found the best restaurant in all of Siena (did you ever think I'd order a flan?) and I learned all about wine and grappa. If you've never had grappa, just take a swig from the super unleaded nozzle and you'll get the experience. Wow.

After we parted ways in Florence Amy and I toured the highlights of the birthplace of the Renaissance all the while worrying about the fact that our flight from Rome to London left July 11 instead of August 11. Needless to say, we weren't on it. Luckily, we found a great guy at the Lufthansa office in Rome who reissued our tickets in less time than it took to find their office.

The airline office was probably the newest building we've seen all day since we've been shuffling along the Via Sacra like a couple of real toga-toting Romans back in the days of the Republic. We even walked on the same stones they did. Pretty cool, huh? Now if we could only find some place to relax that was cool and didn't charge us 5000 lira an hour.

Tomorrow we see if the guards at the Vatican will let a Lutheran into St. Peter's Basilica. If not, well, Amy may just have to convert. Ciao.


Sunburned, but happy   (August 6, 2001)
Ouch, ouch, ah, ouch. It's amazing how hot the sun can be on the Italian Riviera. Although we've left Cinque Terre we're still more relaxed than the first day we arrived there. Two days on the beach and a day hiking and sampling gelati is wonderfully therapeutic. Too bad the SPF 15 didn't really cut it, especially on backs doomed to carry heavy backpacks for at least another week. Ah well, live and learn.

What happened to the topless beaches?   (August 3, 2001)
Last time I was in Europe all the beaches were topless. Now, not so much. Granted, I wouldn't be looking now that I'm married, but I'm curious what brought about such a dramatic change in the span of only a couple of years. I think even Amy is secretly disappointed that she wasn't under pressure to go more naturale, but oh well. The weather is gorgeous and we are hanging at the beach in Montorossa, one town up the tracks from our base in Vernazza. Life's rough.

Italy is hot   (August 1, 2001)
Yep, everybody told us we were crazy to go to Italy in August, but what are you going to do when your summer vacation schedule is dictated by the local school district? We've not seen a cloud since we left Amboise, France, almost two weeks ago and the temperatures have been steadily around 90°F. Last night was our second overnight train and this one without air conditioning along the French Riviera and through the northern part of Italy. Luckily it was just the two of us in the cabin, but that didn't stop us being paranoid, not after the stories we've heard from other travellers.

The best two stories came from a three-generation packet of estrogen (grandma, mom, and daughter) in the car next to us last night. A man in their compartment let a gas into the air and left the car. The gas rendered them unconscious and they were stripped of valuables including passports and earings. Their other story, though less sinister, seems much more frightening to me. A first class car that was supposed to have air conditioning didn't and a mini-riot broke out because the passengers couldn't open the windows. Granted, we've had but a single experience, but I'd have to say the Italian trains are a pale shadow of their French counterparts. Still, no more night trains for us and only a couple more day trains before it's all over and we become ordinary stay-at-home citizens again. Bummer.

Not to scare you too much, though. The train trips are always worth it when we get to our next stop. Today is Venice and once again I'm amazed at the thought of a city without cars and the boating folk reign supreme. This town isn't for me, though, it's far to hot and just the thought of standing on another bus/boat is making me a bit seasick. Far and away the coolest bit here, though, was Saint Marks Basilica which has a roof covered with golden mosaic and a floor that had Amy sketching new patterns for quilting. It'd have been even better, but they required knees and shoulders covered which made us that much warmer. Tonight we hope the weather subsides a bit and we are able to enjoy our first Italian pasta dinner. Hurray!


Under siege in Barcelona   (July 28, 2001)
No doubt you heard about the bomb blast at a bank in Barcelona a few days ago. Apparently, the Basques are now targeting tourists. Last night we were awakened by a loud booming noise quickly followed by sirens. To top that off, we saw a crowd of people and a couple of cops take a guy off the subway and throw him against a wall. Probably for pickpocketing. Our new favorite game is "spot the pick pocket" while walking La Ramblas and eating breakfast on the balcony.

Never fear, though, weŽre doing smashingly. We arrived in Spain yesterday evening, navigated the Metro, and introduced me to the wonders of (a) not knowing any of the languages being spoken and (b) some tasty meat product in a pita pocket shaved off a pole. Please donŽt tell me what it was, I donŽt want to lose the joy until later.

Tomorrow night we head to Arles, returning to France briefly, and then on to Venice and the rest of Italy. Internet access may get spotty in some of the smaller towns, but rest assured weŽll be resting on the beaches.


Our own private Tour de France   (July 25, 2001)
It's been 10 days since we last had reliable access to a computer. I bet a lot of you didn't think I could go that long, huh? So where have we been this last week and a half? From Paris we travelled to Normandy to see the D-Day beaches which were amazing, but nothing moved us as much as the US cemetary overlooking the ocean. Wow.

From Normandy we headed to Amboise in the Loire valley. It was here we foolheartedly rented bikes and started on the Road of the Vinyards which promised to be flat, but was actually up and down from the grape growing plateau (amazingly beautiful) to the valley floor where each house had a mini winery in a cave carved into the cliff behind the house. Unfortunately, it was a Sunday so we only went in one of the caves, but perhaps that's best otherwise it would have been that much harder to get back to Amboise. As it was, we took one wrong turn and wound up on a busy road on the wrong side of the river for the last couple kilometers. Oh well.

That brings us to today which is our last day in Sarlat. Yesterday we rented a canoe and paddled lazily down the Dordogne River, stopping to lie in the hot sun (90F) and read or watch the other people float by. Very peaceful. In the middle of the trip we stopped at Castelnaud to see the 13th century chateau and its medieval siege engines. Yep, they had trebuchets as well as smaller stone throwing machines which has only served to rekindle my desire to build one for the defense of the moosefish estate. Today we're working on getting over our mild sunburns and preparing to head further south where we hear it'll be even hotter.


Bonjour   (July 16, 2001)
We've crossed the Channel (via the Chunnel) and are helping to degrade relations between the English speaking world and the French people. The last couple of days were a great rest and a slice of home as we stayed with Colleen and Victor, parents of dear friend James. After a couple of nerve-wracking moments when we couldn't quite get in touch we had a very mellow day with Colleen driving all around the south of England. We saw Corfe Castle and T.E. Lawrence's grave (that's Lawrence of Arabia to anyone not quite sure who T.E. is) and, of course, Stonehenge. I doubt I have to describe the massive tablets of stone set on end in the middle of the field, but it was hard to expect the impact it has on you when you're standing so near something so big and old.

The next morning we left the Grays around 4am and headed back to London to drop the car, tube to the train station, and tunnel our way onto the Continent. After a brief bit of claustrophobia during one of the shorter, earlier tunnels I found a place where I could relax and we arrived in Paris shortly. The city is huge and more reminicent of New York than London. The language has thrown us for a bit of a loop, especially me since I'm supposed to speak it. Go figure. Already we've climbed the Eiffel Tower (by foot) for the sunset view and toured a tiny portion of the Louvre. We're heading for Notre Dame now for yet more stairs and then to L'Arc de Triumph for, you guessed it, more stairs!

We leave Paris in a couple of days and we head into the hinterlands of France so there's no telling when the next dispatch will arrive. Keep checking here, though. Au revoir.


Chilling in the countryside   (July 13, 2001)
When last we left you we were in Edinburgh, Scotland. Since then we had a joyous trip south 400 miles to the Cotswolds. This quaint backwater in England is home to tiny villages with thatched roofs, one lane streets, and Warwick Castle. It was amazingly relaxing to have few sights to see in the two days we were there. Of course, the prices of such peace is isolation in terms of both network access points as well as Starbucks. Luckily, we're in Bath now (an old Roman bath, go figure) where they have both. Refueled on frappacino and sitting in front of a lovely little iMac I'm once again at peace. We've got another couple of nights in England (at the home of James' parents Victor and Colleen) before we head to the continent where speaking English won't get just odd looks because of our accent (or lack thereof: Are you Canadian?), but rather complete non-comprehension as I try to muddle through French. Egads.

York! Did it used to be called Amsterdam?   (July 9, 2001)
After London we were ready for a couple more days of utter chaos as we rolled into York Station, especially after all the trouble we had getting to York and even with our B&B once we arrived. Thankfully, York is a breath of fresh air. It's small and the bits we were interested in are all within the walls of the old Viking city of Jorvik. After seeing the Minster and walking the wall there isn't a whole ton to do in the town except wander the tiny streets and relax so we did both. We've now moved on to Edinburgh and have found that on first blush it is more similar to London than York, so back into high gear (and on High Street to boot) we go.

Look out! Europe's in shambles   (July 7, 2001)
Perhaps not Europe, but the EuroMoosefish trip is definitely getting wacky. Although we made it to Europe ok our first check-in should have been a sign to get back on the plane and head home. Our last name was "John" and first name "Soltys" which of couse caused no end of confusion for the poor clerk. The next day we arrived at our B&B to find there was no reservation. They had an extra room so that worked out. Today we got back to the airport to pick up our car to head to the north and found that the rental car company, "New Frontier Car Rentals," was actually a Toronto based company. Turns out the travel site we booked through mistook London, England, for London, Ontario, so there's a car with our name somewhere near Toronto. We managed to find a new car, but not for a couple of days so we hopped back on the Underground to get to the train station to catch the next train to York. We made it by 10 minutes. What else could go wrong? How about being met at the front door of our B&B to find the previous night's guests had wet the bed and we'd been relocated up the street. At least I've discovered how to place my order at the local Starbucks without causing too much of a stir. (And yeah, I know the moosefish location on the home page is broken, but I've got no really good facility to work on it.) Cheers!

Where the heck are you guys?   (July 2, 2001)
I've been calling and calling, but you're not returning my calls. What's up? Don't expect a response until the middle of August cuz we're not home. Amy and I have headed east to be the ugly Americans wandering the streets of Europe without a clue.

Who's... what's... huh?

Rest assured, all the little bits of string are nicely wadded into a relatively tidy ball. Tokul's splitting time between Langley and Kirkland and the house is being watched by our neighbors. (WARNING: They're under strict orders to shoot first and ask questions later. (Seriously.))

We leave for London tonight. Stay tuned.


Amy in the paper (again)   (June 28, 2001)
The Snoqualmie Valley Record has written a follow-up story about Amy teaching second grade. You can check out the new story here or the previous story here.

A Mammoth (California) trip   (June 26, 2001)
When air fares dip precariously low any excuse is good enough for a road trip. This time, however, Amy, John, and friends needed little prodding to plan a trip to the Beermans' family cabin near Mammoth, California. The weather was great throughout the four-day expedition in the high desert and there was tons to do.

The fun began with a short hike up to Crystal Lake above the town of Mammoth Lakes followed by fishing the dangerous Hot Creek.

The group headed into Yosemite National Park on Sunday for more hiking and site-seeing including beautiful Mirror Lake and Half Dome.

Of course, no trip would be complete without more fishing so John and Katherine spent the last morning fishing the San Joaquin River below Rainbow Falls.


Do you know Juneau?   (June 17, 2001)
No, not the city in Alaska, the Irvine's new dog! Jenn and Dan picked up Juneau from the rescue shelter for Malamutes. He's about Tokul's age and loves to wander around peeing. He and Tokul get along great and they even went for a walk Sunday morning.

Is the Times moving to Bothell?   (June 12, 2001)
The Times' publisher recently threatened to move the Seattle Times main office to Bothell, about 20 miles northeast of Seattle. Is it real? Sources say no, but John is heading up the "North Bend welcomes the Seattle Times" committee to encourage the company to move into the mountains.

Amy graduates again   (June 3, 2001)
Amy E Soltys (the sister, not the moose) has graduated again. This time she earned an Associate of Technical Arts with an impressive GPA and membership in the national honor society with the funny Greek name. She's now qualified to teach kids in a preschool and declare she has more degrees than her mother and brother. Congratulations!

Diamond, relative of Tokul, passes   (May 21, 2001)
Tokul's breeders Keith and Janice have lost another of their dogs to old age. Diamond was 13 when she passed away May 12 while being comforted by her owners. We met Diamond when we visited Tokul in her sixth week. She was a kind and patient dog and had a good life with Keith and Janice.

Dan promoted to Director of Social Services at First Place   (May 8, 2001)
Dan has accepted the position of Director of Social Services at First Place, a school for the homeless in Seattle. He'll be supervising seven people and as an added bonus he'll no longer get all summer off. Oh, wait, that's not a bonus. He assumes his new position in September, 2001. (Don't know what First Place is? Check out this page from the Gates' Foundation's Annual Report highlighting First Place.)

Guns and rods fill the weekend   (May 6, 2001)
With Amy in Portland until Monday, John was at loose ends. A perfect time to go fishing, right? And who better to fish with than his father? Unfortunately, old Jack was engaged in the hunting club's annual "Spring Shoot" so John had to travel east to find him. Typically, John was sucked into the Shoot before he could slip away to play with Tokul in the nearby lake.

The next day found John, Jack (John's father), Amy (his sister, not his wife), and Ryan (Amy's fiance) fishing "the Michaels Property" between Othello and Royal City. Ryan turns out to be a natural fisherman, quickly losing count of the number of fish he caught. Who knew?


John evades evil surgeon   (May 4, 2001)
Well, he's not really evil and he did help me the last three times I messed up my knees, but this time I got lucky and only bruised the inside of my knee. (How? A combination of hiking, jogging, and, (don't laugh) croquet.) Since I didn't tear anything there's no need for surgery, but I'm under strict orders not to go hiking or walking great distances (ie, over a half mile) unless absolutely necessary. Hopefully, in two months I'll be all healed and ready to wander all around the Continent without pain or at least wacked out on painkillers. (Oh, haven't you heard, we're heading to Europe this summer, but that's a different story altogether. Details to come.)

Is the Times closing? Will the teachers strike?   (April 26, 2001)
As Spring turns to Summer in traditional soggy Northwest fashion both John and Amy's jobs are in the news. The Times has announced pay freezes and some layoffs. Although there has been no talk of layoffs in New Media everyone at the Times hopes the economy turns around quickly.

The Washington Educators Association (WEA) has decided not to strike for now, but there remains a very real possibility next fall could find Amy on the picket line rather than at the head of the lunch line.


Spring Break in Arizona   (April 16, 2001)
Oh, wait, that's right. It wasn't Spring Break, it was work. For John anyway. I was there on the Times' dime learning about Solaris security (computer nerd stuff) and increasing my value, but Amy was there to absorb some of the famed Phoenix heat. Phoenix showed itself to be flat, brown, and boring from the air and little different on the ground so we headed an hour and a half north to Sedona to catch the sunset hitting mesas and ridges. The drive was easy and the scenery, once we got out of Phoenix, spectacular. Over the week the weather and the town got better so that by the end of the trip I was actually kind of fond of the cities clustered in the desert. I think we might have exhausted the culinary options after visiting three of their Starbucks (I should be a secret shopper kind of guy) and a real live Krispy Kreme. Probably unfair, but it sure seemed like it.

Rule 14e and 14f   (April 1, 2001)
When the weather report calls for snow above 3500 feet you don't expect to find it below that level, right? April Fools. Turns out the snow level was as low as 1700 feet as Dan, Tokul, and John discovered while hiking the Dingford trail to Myrtle and Hester Lakes. It was merely cold and misty for the first part of the trail, but the snow began to fall lightly at Horseshoe Creek. Within three miles of the trailhead, at about 2800 feet, the snow was four and a half feet deep. Thank goodness for Tokul's refusal to push on or Dan and John would surely have perished.

The morals of the story: Rules 14e and 14f. 14e states that if there is a chance of snow, bring your gaiters and snowshoes. Rule 14f reminds us that our friends in the animal kingdom have a far greater understanding of mortal peril and when they want to turn around, it's time to turn around.


Carl's got a new project   (March 31, 2001)
Amy's father, Carl, is a certified car nut. He rebuilt the car he had when he was a kid (a TR or something obscure, like that) and even had the courage to help John with a rewiring job on the Jeep. With both his kids out of the home and too much time on his hands he's decided to start a new project. Unfortunately, it's a 1972 pea-green Nova. Go figure.

Tokul's a year old   (March 26, 2001)
Although she still acts very much like a puppy, Tokul is officially a year old today. So what's she done with her life so far?

She's gone for long hikes in the woods and snow. She's climbed a couple of mountains. She's completed four sessions of obedience training and gotten her CGC certification and she's been to the vet more times than I can count.

A party? Nah. But she will get a tasty rib bone from Dixie's BBQ and a chance to run around with the downstream neighbor dog, Si, this evening. Happy Birthday, Tokul!


Tokul, Dan, and John summit Bandera Mountain   (March 24, 2001)
Bandera Mountain is a short 7.5 mile hike that gains about 3,300 feet in elevation. Big deal, right? After all, Mt. Si is eight miles and gains just about 4,000 feet to the Haystack Basin. Of course, Mt. Si is a pretty constant grade. Bandera is known as "The Broken Staircase of the Abyss" because it gains 2,000 feet in less than a mile. Much of that is up a 45 degree slope exposed to the wind. No switchbacks, just straight up.

Add the fact that climbers training for Mt. Rainier use the trail, the threat of thunderstorms in the Puget Sound area, and "potentially heavy snow," according to the North Bend Ranger Station, and the hike looked like it could inspire a new clause of Rule 14.

The lower section passes a quaint little waterfall before heading up. Nearing the top, with snow that you could stand on but could also swallow you up to your waist, we came to the edge of a precipitous drop which ends at Island Lake. The summit, at about 5,300 feet and covered in several feet of soft snow, provided us a glorious view, even if it was cloudy.


Not too far this time   (March 17, 2001)
Rob, Tokul, and John tackled Mt. Si in spite of snow and threatening clouds. It took two hours to hike the four miles climbing nearly 4,000 vertical feet to the base of the Haystack. Wisdom prevailed and the Haystack was left to be conquered another day.

Amy and Ryan are engaged   (March 12, 2001)
John's sister Amy (no sister/wife cracks, please) is engaged to Mr. Occifer Ryan of the Langley Police Department. No date has been set yet, but they're already on a little mini-honeymoon at Mariners' spring training camp so at least he's setting ground rules early on. Congratualations!

Jill and Nick are preggers   (March 11, 2001)
Jill and Nick have announced that they are three months pregnant. "She's pregnant, I'm not," says Nick, but the sure thing is that in September they become parents. Congratulations!

Rule #14d   (March 3, 2001)
Wow, another rule so soon? Rule #14d reminds John to call the ranger station for current trail conditions before heading out. Otherwise John, Dan, and Tokul wind up hiking over 13 miles in foot-deep snow. Oops. On the upside, Big Creek Falls is very impressive. Dan's main responsibility was protecting John from a charging Tokul long enough to shoot some pictures.

Rocking and Rolling in Seattle   (February 28, 2001)
A 6.8 earthquake hit the Seattle area (centered about 30 miles deep near Olympia, actually) at around 11am. Out in North Bend Amy's class was at recess, but trained so well that those inside the building immediately found shelter under desks. A large chunk of Mt. Si broke free in a huge cloud of dust, visible miles away. The South Fork turned black as silt was shaken loose. Tokul was a bit spooked, but Tokul's new best friend and neighbor Leia came over and played with her a bit.

In Seattle itself the worst damage (according to John) was to the Starbucks corporate headquarters. Say it ain't so! John was in a meeting before the earthquake and spent the rest of the day trying to keep the Times' servers from melting under the heavy load. Check out the seattletimes.com story for more details.

Check out this parody of NWsource's newly launched ad campaign "We're so there: Oh, yeah. The only casualties in New Media were a couple of Storm Troopers who fell from their perch in John's toy cabinet.


John "quoted" in Internet Publishing Magazine   (February 28, 2001)
Internet Publishing Magazine seems to have taken a bundle of things John has said about traffic analysis over the last two years and created a new article! Check it out.

Rule #14c   (February 18, 2001)
Rule #14c clearly states:
  • Know the path you are following or
  • Follow the most heavily traveled trail or
  • Bring the whole map
So where did this rule come from? Amy, Tokul, and John hiked 5 1/2 miles out the Middle Fork Trail and wound up detouring off the main road because "we can't go wrong following the river back." Oh how wrong John was. Suffice to say, with the trail disappearing and the road somewhere between the river and the sky (and maybe off to the right) John watched Amy scootch across the Taylor river on a log before fording the ice-cold river by foot with Tokul. It's amazing how quickly one's feet go numb...

Jenn and Dan prepare for mortgage payments   (February 17,2001)
Jenn and Dan are in the process of purchasing a lovely three-bedroom house in Snoqualmie. We'd have a couple of cool pictures, but they've fled to Europe. They promise some soon. Hurray!

Earthquake in North Bend   (February 14, 2001)
A 3.1 earthquake shook North Bend on Valentine's Day around 2pm. Of course, a 3.1 is hardly noticable, but if you really care, check out the UW's info on the quake.

Introducing Delphi's Moosefish Tokul, CGC   (January 28, 2001)
Tokul passed her AKC Canine Good Citizen test in spite of an eight mile hike up the Middle Fork of the Snoqualmie that morning. ("In spite of" or "as a result of?") This distinction means she can add "CGC" to the end of her official name much the way a professional student gets to add "PhD" to their name when they are finally kicked out of school. Of course, Tokul's currently enrolled in a "CGC Prep Class." What exactly are we working on for the next three weeks? By the way, Tokul begins her post-graduate studies in Quantum Physics next month.

It's moving time for the Beermans   (January 22, 2001)
Jill and Nick bought a house on the back side of Capitol Hill. Built in 1909, it has two bedrooms, one bath, and is in the Craftsman style. There are lots of windows and high ceilings and a big kitchen with an island perfect for Nick's culinary masterpieces and home made treats. There's a nice yard with a deck and an unfinished basement that they hope to fix up in the next couple of years. It's near the shops and restaurants in Madison Valley and really near to the Arboretum. And the real killer? They close in the next week! Time to rent another truck...

It's a boy!   (January 21, 2001)
Austin James Gray was born around 6am to Megan and James "Vicky" Gray in Seattle. Nine pounds, three ounces, 21 inches in length with a head the size of "Sputnik", Austin is the Gray's second. Their first son, Connor, is nearly two years old. John and Amy were named godparents to young Austin and spent the night partying with the James, Connor, and James' parents allowing Megan and Austin to get some much needed rest.

Next up are a pair of puppies! (One would get lonely.) Congratulations.


Mt. Si: half a mile too far   (January 14, 2001)
The story begins many moons ago when John created Rule #14a after being coerced into an 11 mile hike along Rattlesnake Ridge. The story ends a mere half mile from the summit of Mt. Si when John's legs just couldn't go any farther along the snowy, slippery trail despite the promise of at least a foggy view from the summit and an eager Tokul and Dan ready to go on. The result: "Rule #14b: Remind John that he's not ready to climb mountains." (Thankfully, we arrived at the truck just as darkness fell. One wonders about the poor folks who were still heading up as we passed the two mile mark on the way down. They were wearing just t-shirts and tennis shoes.)

Seattle Times strike over   (January 9, 2001)
The majority of the Seattle Times strike is finally over. The guild settled for a contract that was little better than the one they rejected at the beginning of the strike and and the end of December. Of course the real fun starts now as the striking employees come back to the office and everyone has to deal with their new feelings. Happily, I'm not in that position as I don't work directly with anyone who was out on strike. You can read a Seattle Times story about the settlement here.

The future in one word: Titanium   (January 9, 2001)
How can you not love a company that releases a computer encased in Titanium? Take a look at this beautiful PowerBook and help me find reasons not to sell my soul to get one.

Strike Update   (December 29, 2000)
One of the striking unions (the Guild) accepted a contract from the PI, but the Guild and CWA employees at the Times are still on the picket line. They vote on the proposal from the Times tonight, but the leadership is recommending rejection. To further complicate matters, one of the Teamsters unions might fail to ratify their contract on January 2 which might add a more... interesting flavor to the strike. (Read the Seattle Times story for more info.)

Happy Holidays from moosefish.com   (December 26, 2000)
In the tradition of the winter holiday season we've released our annual newsletter. Being a computer nerd, John decided this wouldn't be a printed newsletter, but instead should appear online only. Grab a cup of eggnog (or something that tastes good) and read the newsletter.

Engagement-o-rama   (December 26, 2000)
When it rains it pours and it appears to be pouring diamonds from the sky. Diamond rings, to be exact. John's cousin Mary recently became engaged as did Amy's cousin Shannon. That brings the current count of the condemned to five!

Sean and Karen engaged   (December 5, 2000)
Sean (John's cousin) and his girlfriend Karen have become engaged. No date is set yet, but they are looking toward July of 2001 or 2002 in Jackson, Wyoming. Congratulations!

Tokul swims the South Fork   (December 4, 2000)
Tokul has taken her first dive into the turbulent waters of the South Fork of the Snoqualmie without so much as a push from John or Amy. Although the water was undoubtedly cold, though not running too high, Tokul made several forays into the stream to cavort with Si, the golden retriever that lives downstream. Her first attempts seemed a bit confused, but she got the hang of it quickly and even "helped" Si retrieve a stick we threw in.

Congratulations to the Cains   (December 1, 2000)
Josh and Jody Cain were blessed with little Lyla at 6:30pm on November 29th. We're not sure which is more disgusting: how unbelievably cute she is or the fact it only took two hours once they got to the hospital. Regardless, congratulations.

Nicole and Martin get a puppy   (November 28, 2000)
Nicole and Martin have named their new puppy "Addie". She's an Australian Cattle Dog, but more importantly you can take a peek at her pictures in her very own gallery.

Lights, action, camera   (November 23, 2000)
The first attempt at the magical, mystical moosefish southfork camera is as good as it's going to get. Unfortunately, it's pretty blurring, but that's what I get for buying a cheap camera. Oh well. Anyway, take a look at it at moosefish.com/camera.

Life during striketime   (November 22, 2000)
After the first couple of days the strike has mostly become an oddity around John's workplace at the Seattle Times. Those first days were brutal including a night spent at the office in a sleeping bag and lots of frantic typing, but the hard times seem to be past.

Never having been in a strike situation before, however, means that everything's worth taking a picture of. Lucky for you, they're all collected in this here gallery.


Let it snow, please dear Lord, let it snow!   (November 13, 2000)
All the weatherfolk predict a cold winter in the Northwest and we're pulling for it. We saw the first snow on Mt. Si (about 4,000 ft above sea level) on November 8 and with any luck it'll stick around until May. It's been below freezing for the last week at night with daytime highs peaking around 45F, but we want it colder so we can get a foot of snow that sticks for months. Hurray for snow!

Another puppy finds a home   (November 12, 2000)
Gregg (the redhead in John and Amy's wedding) and Kristen (his over-indulgent wife) have found room in their home for a seven week old lab mix they've named Riley. Of course when a puppy is as cute as this or this how could anyone refuse?

Do some good the 21st century way   (November 6, 2000)
Ever wish there was a place you could find a list of all those sites you could go to to click once and have someone else make a donation to a good cause? So did we. We've begun assembling a list of all the sites you can do that on a daily basis and we've posted it online. Check it out and do some good.

Halloween 2000 in Shantytown   (October 27, 2000)
Every year the folks in Shantytown (that's New Media Engineering to those of you not in the know) build a haunted house of some sort for the kids at the daycare across the street. Last year's cardboard-based "Tunnel of Dread" caused a couple of refusals, but no tears. This year we strove to better ourselves with the newsprint-based "Hall of Dread". The result? Fewer refusals, but way more tears.

The Hall consisted of sheets of newsprint that stretched from the ceiling to the floor forming a corridor through Shantytown. We then added spooky effects and even a crazy guy in a box.

Did we go too far? Duh, yeah. Will we do it again next year? Oh yeah.


Tokul's fish are being saved   (October 25, 2000)
The migrating fish in Tokul Creek, just downstream from Snoqualmie Falls, have been hurt by a damaged fish ladder and sediment in the stream. Earlier this fall John helped move fish upstream and now the Times has done an article about it. Check it out.

Kitty's clients make it big   (October 25, 2000)
Kitty's company and one of her clients are profiled at MSNBC. Check it out at http://famulus.msnbc.com/FamulusCom/pr-newswire10-25-080728.asp?sym=CMGI

Moosefish turns two   (October 24, 2000)
Hm, well, perhaps it's more accurate and understandable to say that Amy and I have been married for two whole years. Hurray!

To celebrate we spent the weekend at the Freestone Inn in Mazama, Washington, in the North Cascades. The inn is small and very intimate. Our suite had a fireplace, jacuzzi, and a great balcony overloolking the lake.

Getting there was a bit of trouble, though. We got there via Snoqualmie Pass, Blewitt Pass, Wenatchee, and Winthrop with a length of four hours. Coming home we went over Washington Pass in the North Cascades which also took... four hours. Both rides, though, were well worth it.


Nicole and Martin are engaged   (October 12, 2000)
Amy's sister Nicole and her southern man Martin have become engaged. Martin followed Kentucky tradition and asked for Nicole's parents' permission before proposing and agreed to accept three pigs and a goat as a dowry.

Martin proposed at a candlelit dinner by giving Nicole a special box he had purchased in Spain, a rock from a beach in the San Juans, and a simple ring. Get it? It's a rock and a ring in a box until he can get her a proper rock on a ring in a box.

No date is set.


Tokul graduates, gets fixed, Amy's sick   (October 11, 2000)
Wow, talk about a busy week.

On Monday night Tokul gained her second degree, this one for Beginning Home Obedience. Amy pointed out that Tokul now has as many degrees as John does, but only if you count John's high school diploma. Tokul begins Advanced Home Obedience toward the end of October.

Tuesday was spent at the vet for Tokul where she was spayed and generally made uncomfortable. After coming home she wasn't particularly interested in anything other than curling up into the smallest ball she could. Wednesday morning, though, she began acting more like her own self.

On top of all this Amy's lost her voice due to a rather nasty cold. She's learned enough from The Incredible Math Horse that she can convey her messages by stomping her feet, but she needs to use a microphone and speaker assembly at work.

And, of course, the Mariners lead the Yankees 1-0 in the best of seven ALCS.


Hershey, friend of Tokul passes away   (October 5, 2000)
From Keith, one of our breeders:

Another faithful and devoted canine friend has passed over the Rainbow Bridge. Mon Chocolait Hershey Bebe, or Hershey came to us as a rescue when she was four years old. She was the type of Lab that was always happiest walking at my side or laying at my feet. She always strove to please, and I had to be careful not to raise my voice at her, or I would break her heart. During my years working away from home, Hershey was always the companion and a protector at the foot of Janice's bed.


Moosefish is born again!   (October 3, 2000)
Check out this link to see the divine version of moosefish.com.

The Stranger: North Bend Goes Boom   (September 29, 2000)
The Stranger has done a story and photo gallery on North Bend. Interesting reading. Check it out on their website.

Kitty buys a condo   (September 29, 2000)
Katherine (Kitty Kitty Moo Moo) was John's groomsmaid, but has moved up in the world and bought a condo in the fashionable Madison Park district of Seattle. She promises to send photos when she has them, though she also says the condo is a complete mess and much of it will be redone.

Since she painted our bathroom I suppose we'll get pressed into service. I'm thinking the best bet would be to be the last person to buy a place so you never have to return the favors... too late for us, but keep it in mind.


John wins second in foosball tournament   (September 29, 2000)
John won second place for the second straight year in the New Media/United Way Foosball Tournament. He partnered with Matt Martin during block play (3-0), but Mr. Martin was in an auto accident Thursday night (don't worry, he's fine) so fellow engineer Matt Pressnall filled in.

The two had a rough start to the finals day barely defeating the "Have Mercy" team 6-5. The next game was against lostcausesforgoodcauses which fell 10-1. The final match, best of three, was ugly. Although starting off well, the first game ended 5-10 in favor of "Threepeat" who had, you guessed it, won the previous two years. The second game of the match wasn't as close as the 5-10 score indicated making a third game unnecessary.

Of course, the pain inflicted by Threepeat was somewhat alleviated with the awarding of prizes donated by Starbucks.


Nicole gets a job   (September 28, 2000)
Amy's little sister (ok, not so little since she's taller than Amy is, but younger anyway) got a job in Louisville, Kentucky. Why there? That's where she lives. Why would she live there? That's a whole different story.

The point is she got a job with Fuller, Mossbarger, Scott and May Engineers, Inc. as an Environmental Planner in their Water Resources group.

Hurray!


Where's moosefish? Look for the sign   (September 20, 2000)
We wanted more than just a mailbox to announce our house which is so hard to see from the street so we came up with the idea of having a sign made with the moosefish logo. Luckily, there's a shop in North Bend called The Iron Age which was able to help us design and produce the sign.

We picked up the sign on Saturday and of course decided to be real losers and drove to the intersection of the South, Middle, and North Forks of the Snoqualmie. This location served as the site for the "Welcome to Twin Peaks" sign from the television show. After a little creative propping we got the sign to stand up on its own and shot this picture. It's been slightly modified to make it match the Twin Peaks shot, but not too much.

Once we got home the real challenge of mounting an extremely heavy sign on the tree near the driveway began. Special thanks to Derek and Leah from next door without whom we probably wouldn't have succeded. Take a look at the finished product and let us know what you think.


The Grays finally tied down in the Northwest   (September 18, 2000)
While a kid and good jobs are usually enough to hold a family in one place it wasn't quite the anchor the Grays needed to keep them in Washington. However, in spite of repeated threats of a move to Boston they've purchased a house in Redmond near Lake Sammamish. Of course, the downside to this is we've got to go move them now.

Oh well. Congratulations.


Amy featured in Snoqualmie Valley Record   (September 14, 2000)
Last Friday Amy was shadowed by a reporter from the Snoqualmie Valley Record for a story on new teachers in the Snoqualmie Valley School District. The result? A front-page story. Hurray for Amy! Check it out at valleyrecord.com.

Megan quoted in Seattle Times   (September 7, 2000)
Everybody's friend, Megan, was recently quoted in a Seattle Times article. Apparently, she's citified to such a degree that a half-naked woman in a cage doesn't even faze her. I'd be fazed.

Tokul, Dan, and John hike Rattlesnake Ridge   (September 4, 2000)
Rule #14a: If Dan calls and includes these phrases, say "no":

  • "Want to go (hiking or biking) today?"
  • "I've never been to this place, but (a book or a friend) told me it was great."
  • "Don't worry, it'll be easy."

Of course, it wasn't until after our most recent expedition that rule 14a was created and as a result I'm paying the price.

Dan and I decided to hike the Rattlesnake Ridge trail with Tokul in tow. It starts near the Snoqualmie Winery and ends at Rattlesnake Lake. According to Dan it was a paltry five or six miles which wouldn't have been that big a problem. We discovered our error when we reached the North Bend overlook and found a sign that said we'd already hiked five miles and had another six to go to get to the Rattlesnake Lake trailhead where the car was parked.

If I'd merely paid the scantest bit of attention to Twin Peaks I'd have known that the owls are omens and warn people of impending doom. We saw an owl in the first mile or two of our hike, but paid no heed.

We were, of course, delighted with the frequent Kodak moments such as the Snoqualmie overlook and a great shot of Mt. Si.

The aforementioned Mt. Si provided a great backdrop for some pictures of Tokul on top of the world as well as the three of us, though that was a challenge with the low-end camera we had.

Since the three hour short hike turned into a five and a half long hike I started picking berries for Tokul who was missing dinner. It was with great delight that we were finally blessed with the sight of the lake beyond Rattlesnake Lake signalling we had only another two miles to the car.


Welcome to America, James   (August 29, 2000)
James, defender of the crown and future eastside resident became a US citizen last night after a deep and meaningful ceremony lasting nearly three hours. (Who says the INS can't move fast?)

What difference does citizenship make? This is James as an Englishman and James as an American. England's loss is our gain... I think.

Congratulations, James!


Montana's on fire   (August 21, 2000)
John recently had the opportunity to spend some time in Montana (Big Sky Country) to do a bit of fishing on the streams and rivers of his youth. (Many a summer was spent in Montana fishing the blue-ribbon trout streams of the Rockies.)

No doubt you've heard about the fires in Montana and the havoc they're causing. None of the stories you read or the pictures you see really shows what's happening there. John's first view was from 20,000 feet coming into Bozeman, MT, at about 10:30 p.m. A huge section of the night was painted red by flames. The next morning John was introduced to the thick smoke that was everywhere in western Montana and how it colors everything you see.

After fishing the Beaverhead River on two separate floats (and doing quite well, thank you) John and his father headed toward the Bighole River. On the way they were passed by a helicopter working the fires. Shortly thereafter they came upon one of the many makeshift firecamps set up in the fields.

The Bighole was closed to fishing due to the fire dangers as well as the low flow during the drought. Rock Creek was also closed, but luckily Rock Creek Lodge with its famous hospitality was open. In addition to welcoming their many visitors they were preparing for the annual Testicle Festival.


Moosefish in Australia   (August 17, 2000)
Well, we're not really going to Australia, but check out a work in progress. Seattle Times engineer Matt Martin is building a web-page translator that shows you what a page might look like if it was written in Australia.

Check out what our Australia brethren would have done to moosefish.com.


Tokul graduates puppy preschool   (August 14, 2000)
Tokul attended her last night of "Puppy Manners" classes and graduated with, if not honors, at least a sense of accomplishment. In addition to her certificate of achievement (to be framed and mounted next to John and Amy's degrees) Tokul gets to move on to "Beginning Home Obedience" starting next Monday night.

Got an unruly dog? The Family Dog Training Center has been great. Try to get a class with Cathy and don't forget your bitter apple spray.


John wins third in Vancouver Open   (August 13, 2000)
John won third place in the 2000 Vancouver Open Croquet Tournament held at the West Point Grey lawns in Vancouver, British Columbia. Cameron Guernsey of the Puget Sound Croquet Club defeated Pablo Coffee of the Vancouver Croquet Club in the final game.

John was 5-1 in block play and won his first finals ladder match to proceed to the semi-finals where he repeated his dismal performance from the Seattle Open and lost to Pablo Coffee who he had defeated 26-3 in his first game of the tournament. John went crazy in his last match and defeated Pierre Dunn of the Croquet Consulate, Hungary, 26-2 to secure third place.

John's victory came at the price of severe distress to his right knee after an unknown incident caused it to swell, making it difficult to walk and play. After the first game on Friday John could be seen icing his knee on the sidelines. There is no final word on the severity of the injury or what caused it.

After the tournament ended for John he and Amy headed home only to be stuck in a four hour wait at the border. Is this the price we pay for freedom from the hordes of the north?


Amy to teach in North Bend   (August 2, 2000)
In a move that shocked no one Amy has accepted a position at North Bend Elementary teaching second grade for the 2000-2001 school year. Amy held a half-time position in the Federal Way School District with a fifth grade classroom and a partner teacher last year.

Amy was introduced to North Bend Elementary during her graduate work at Seattle University when she spent her student-teaching time at NBE. For the last two years she has pursued a position there or in the Snoqualmie Valley School District which covers North Bend, Snoqualmie, and Fall City.

NBE is 1.6 miles from home and the commute is a whopping six minutes.

School begins September 5.

Hurray.


Tokul, Rob, and John summit Little Mt. Si   (July 30, 2000)
With hordes of Microsoft employees flooding the neighborhood* John decided it was time to get the Hell out of Dodge so he, Rob Goenen, master hiker and longtime friend, and Tokul, puppy and consumate hiker, headed for the hills. Little Mt. Si awaited with its two mile ascent.

The trail starts uber-steep, but flattens out after a while and sends you through a little valley of ferns. After that it's back to the uphill trek until you reach the top where Tokul decided she needed a little break.

Up on top John showed that he is the consumate geek by setting up a tripod, panorama head, and digital camera to capture the glory for all to see. What's the result? Check it out (1.6mb), but you'll need Apple's QuickTime VR.

The trip down was uneventful and most of Microsoft had left so the river was quiet again. Ahhh.

* Mountain Meadows is a bundle of property at the end of the street by the Moosefish residence. They rent it out for corporate picnics. This weekend was Microsoft's turn and they packed the streets with annoying minivans and nerdy looking guys. Grr.


Seattle Weekly praises seattletimes.com   (July 21, 2000)
Nobody knows what I do (least of all me) so when somebody does figure it out and likes it I feel obliged to honk a bit and tell y'all. One of my applications is management and development of search tools for the bulk of our site. See the quote below from the Seattle Weekly staff which mentions my app prominently or check out the whole story at the Weekly's website yourself.

Best local media site (besides ours)

Super-clean design, robust power, a search engine that seems to read your mind-- seattletimes.com has it all. This is not only the best news media site in town, it's one of the best in the country. Take any of the big media companies' online efforts, whether The New York Times, Washington Post, ABC News, the Wall Street Journal, Wired, or others, and you'll see sites that are, for the most part, ineptly organized, toppling over with clutter, ugly, and unwieldy. Only our friends at the Seattle Times Company seem to have understood how to make a news site that is easy to navigate, thoroughly functional yet handsome too, and that serves people who want access to the newspaper--not to order flowers, find a hotel, or sign up for free e-mail promotions. God only knows how much money the company is losing on this expensive endeavor, but that's really not your problem, is it?


Midnight croquet ahoy!   (July 17, 2000)
We're in for a resurgence in midnight croquet with the invention of a glow in the dark croquet set. Sweet. Check it out.

John wins third place in Seattle Open   (July 9, 2000)
John won third place in the Puget Sound Croquet Club's Seattle Open which finished Sunday. John played well for the first two days of the tournament winning six straight before losing his last match of block play. The final game didn't matter, however, as John had already clinched first place in his block securing a jump into the semi-finals.

Sunday morning found a completely different player in John and he lost his semi-final game 23-9 to Cameron Guernsey who placed second. Carl Uhlman, tournament director, won first place for the championship flight.

Winners for the A and B flights can be viewed here.


More wacky Seattle Times fun   (July 6, 2000)
As if there wasn't enough hilarity at the office the ingenious engineers in the New Media group have discovered the wonders of PhotoShop.

Check out coverage of the nsync show and a recent Hanson press release. Can you spot the changes to the pictures?


Tokul hikes Rattlesnake Ledge   (June 17, 2000)
The first really great day of the summer led the moosefish clan to Rattlesnake Ledge, just east of North Bend, for a day of hiking. The trail is 1.5 miles to the first ledge overlooking the lake and described as being "very steep".

Ha! We spit in the face of steepness!

Tokul's first couple of steps in the parking lot gave us a great deal to think about. Would she actually get to the top? Tough to say. Once we got on the trail itself, however, Tokul became a puppy on a mission. She was intent in her quest for the summit with her nose pressed to the ground finding the way for us. The frequent switchbacks gave her a bit of a puzzle, but she was quick to find the trail again.

We were continually impressed by the types of obstacles she could overcome. Whether going up or coming down she seemed to be able to get over just about anything that stood as tall as she did. It seemed as though she pulled us to the top and, thankfully, we didn't have to carry her as we had feared.

The first ledge is lovely, but crowded. From there you can also see the second ledge up another couple hundred feet which was deserted so that's where we wound up for lunch. Of course we had the digital camera, so you can check out what we saw of Tokul as well as the view itself.

When we arrived at the bottom we were faced by Rattlesnake Lake itself which beckoned with its cool, cool waters. Amy and I kicked off our shoes and waded in as did Tokul. However, instead of stopping when the water reached her belly Tokul continued in and paddled all around. Big deal? Yeah! It's her first time in the water and against the odds Tokul is a natural swimmer. Hurray! As usual, you can check out a picture of her swimming here.

After we dried off we drove through Snoqualmie to Tokul Creek to take some pictures of Tokul's namesake and the road named after her.

Finish it up with a BBQ at a friend's house and we crashed hard that night. What a day.


Congratulations, First Place   (June 13, 2000)
First Place, a school and service organization for homeless children just got a grant for $1 million to build a new facility. Why do we care? It's the place our buddy Dan works as a counselor. Hurray! Too bad it had to come from the Gates' foundation. Check out the story here

Where's Jim Foreman when you need him?   (June 12, 2000)
First the power goes out (and comes back on) and now the river's up five feet! Holy cow! The nearest upstream gage showed the river running at nearly 2000 cfs. The 38 year average for this time of year is only 450 cfs. Yowza!

Luckily, the river has crested and it looks as though the only lasting effect will be a couple of big logs stashed on our banks. Free firewood is cool.


Tokul's feeling much better. Thanks for asking.   (June 11, 2000)
Tokul has nearly fully recovered from her recent bout with giardia and round-worm. While round-worm is not at all uncommon in puppies the giardia was a more unusual and dangerous illness.

For three or four days Tokul stopped eating completely and actually lost weight during a period of her life when she should be growing by leaps and bounds. Luckily, our vet was able to detect the problems and Tokul's now eating more than she probably should be, nearly 2.5 cups of dry food a day!

We can tell she's feeling much better because she's entered her teething phase where she tries to chew on everything and everyone. Her current favorite is a bright orange squeezy ball that squeaks on both deflation and inflation. Nothing so loud has ever been in our house. Gee, thanks Nicole.

Of course, all that chewing tires her out pretty quickly. She napped recently while Connor Gray was over. Take a peak here.


Power outage threatens chili!   (June 11, 2000)
Not even gale-force winds and pounding rain can stop the wonders of Northern Exposure's chili recipe! Thanks to Amy's quick thinking the simmering chili was transfered to the wood stove when power was lost during a recent storm. Really? Check it out here.

The Tokul Story: Day 4   (May 23, 2000)
Since so many people are asking for the blow-by-blow story of Tokul's first couple of days I figured it'd might as well be here so I don't have to rewrite it a billion times.

We picked up Tokul around noon on Saturday the 20th. We spent about an hour at the breeders' house playing with Tokul and dealing with the paperwork that was required. After saying a final goodbye to Keith and Janice and Amber, Tokul's mother, we jumped in the truck and headed toward home.

Tokul was anxious at first, but once we got on the freeway she settled down and fell asleep. We stopped at Starbucks (of course) for a snack and to allow Tokul to stretch her legs. Thus began John's introduction to the amazing world of "oh how cute" in which complete strangers will approach to say hello to a tiny puppy regardless of how scary looking her owner.

We continued home, stopping for gas, and puppy chow which garnered more attention and the chance to see a pair of 10 week old yellow labs which, although only two weeks older than Tokul, appeared to be at least twice her size. Wow.

Once we got Tokul home she had a chance to rumble around the house and explore the yard. Sure, there were a couple of accidents, but she's a puppy and most of them occurred in the kitchen where the cleanup was easy.

Amy's parents and sister came over that first afternoon for dinner and to visit the puppy, if not us. Tokul got quite the workout running from one to the next and playing with her new ball, a gift from Amy's sister, Nicole. Jenn and Dan also swung by briefly to say hello since they live only a quick float down the river from us.

That night we rigged up our laundry basket next to the bed and tethered Tokul in. She woke six times that night and quickly woke both of us. I (John) took her out to use the facilities each time and, as a result, got a whopping three hours of sleep. By 5:30am she'd had enough of sleeping so I moved into the living room with her to let Amy try to get some rest.

My mother and sister came by Sunday afternoon for dinner and, again, to visit the puppy. (How come nobody ever comes to visit US anymore? Huh?) Many more pictures were taken, of course, but the night was cut short when my eye began swelling for no good reason. Jenn came over to puppysit and Amy and I trundled off to the emergency room (false call, but we're cautious) and returned to Jenn and Tokul.

That night, since Amy was going to work Monday morning and I wasn't, I slept in the living room with Tokul in the laundry basket while Amy slept in the bedroom. Tokul got up only three times the second night which was quite a relief.

Monday was laregly uneventful with Amy at work and Tokul and me lounging about the house. Tokul started taking the leash a bit and is definitely more comfortable around the house.

Tokul also began her crate training exercises in which she was introduced to and spent some time in her kennel. I don't need to tell anyone that has ever crate trained a puppy that it's not easy, but by evening she was comfortable enough with the crate to settle in for the night with a minimum of whining. More importantly, though, she spent nearly the entire night in the crate without a need to go out. From 10:30pm until 5am she was happy to sleep quietly. She only got up at five because I had to go to the bathroom. She was even able to go back to sleep in the crate after her trip outside.

So now it's day four and she's snoozing at my feet as I get my morning fix of the net. More info will appear here when it occurs.

And yes, of course, there are some new photos in Tokul's gallery. Check them out here.


Tokul comes home.   (May 21, 2000)
Tokul, aka Petunia, has finally come home to ye old moosefish estate. She seems quite at home romping through the house and around the back yard. Pictures galore to come, so keep checking her gallery. Until then you can check out this pic of us with Tokul at the breeders' place.

Amy goes to Oz   (May 12)
Amy took on the challenging role of the Wicked Witch of the West to critical acclaim in the Lake Grove Elementary production of "The Wizard of Oz" last week. Although her performance was without flaw, perhaps the best part was the scary music each time she came on stage or the way the little children shied away from her.

Check her out in full costume by clicking here.


More fun than a barrel of puppies   (May 8)
Amy and John spent Saturday afternoon (May 6) at the breeders' house meeting the people and the puppies. Both of the yellow females, Kiwi and Petunia, were sweet and loving. Either could become "Tokul" who exists in name only right now.

Take a peek in Tokul's gallery and look at the 23 new photos that have been added. You can look at the entire collection here or you can start with the new pictures by clicking here. Either way it'll be a workout for your connection since the photos are all pretty big.


What does John do all day?   (May 1)
Technically, John is a programmer, but there are times when the engineering group at the Seattle Times can get out of hand. Last Friday was such a day.

Matt Pressnall, another engineer, was absent all week vacationing in the San Juan islands. Needless to say, this left the remaining engineers bitter in spite of the sudden and newfound quiet in engineering.

Pretty quickly they hit on the idea, sparked by a photo floating around the net, of transforming Pressnall's cube into a collection of packing peanuts, cardboard, and shredded paper.

Three hours to put together and an hour and a half to clean up, the joy is evident in these pictures to be found here or in the Quicktime movie shot when Pressnall arrived at work Monday morning which can be viewed here. (Careful, it's a 34mb file.)


John quoted in E&P Online   (April 17)
In an article on Editor & Publisher's website (and perhaps in their printed magazine as well) John is quoted twice (really, twice? wow) talking about the Times' security situation and the behavior of "good" hackers in general.

It's boring nerdy stuff, but check it out anyway: http://www.editorandpublisher.com/ephome/news/newshtm/stories/041700n5.htm


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