Recipe for a killer party:
Take a Nana and let her get old. REALLY old. You need to have a good reason for a party like this.
Invite all her really good friends. Then invite the people you want to see. Hopefully a couple of her friends will show, but more of your friends will.
Order pizza. It's not a party without pizza.
Or rental shoes. You've got to rent shoes.
And if you're not renting snowshoes you might as well rent bowling shoes.
And if you're renting bowling shoes you might as well get the balls.
(This kind of sounds like If you take a Nana bowling, but honest, it's not.)
Well, actually, it was. Nana got to go bowling for her birthday. Then, just like life itself, the lights went out and things got really freaky. But not that freaky. I mean, it was a Nana party after all.