A bike parade that's a quarter mile long. With Harleys, custom choppers, a sound system, and a firetruck.
Six million kids all wearing red, white, and blue.
Two million parents wondering where one of their three kids went.
Free popsicles, but get them quick.
A water fight the likes of which haven't been seen since the riots of the 60s.
It's all how we celebrate our independence. Uh... right?